Queries for the AAP
Queries for the American Academy of Pediatrics:
- How many hours of the same Thomas the Tank Engine episode can a 26 month-old toddler view before his brain begins to melt out of his ears?
- What are the American Academy of Pediatrics standards for duct-taping a pacifier onto a three-week old's mouth?
Harried Mother
posted by Dogwood Girl @ 1:23 PM
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How much can an infant spit up and not need to be fed again? Or, how much does an infant's stomach actually hold? Or, holy crap - how do you know if it is spit up or vomiting?
It is all part of their malevolent plan to make their parents crazy. That whole "innocence of the child" business is total and complete crap. They are out to get us.
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