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Worst Day in a Long Time Becomes One of Best Days of Year for Beleaguered Mom, Gator Haters Everywhere
An Atlanta mother of two, sick, and caring for her children and grandfather for the weekend, was pleasantly surprised when her self-described "Worst day ever" became fucking awesome as the Georgia Bulldogs unexpectedly defeated the Florida Gators in Jacksonville this afternoon.
Says Dogwood Girl: "Hell, yeah! Diarrhea be damned, I'm having another beer!"
Labels: Bulldogs, Cocktail Party, football, Gator Hater, Parenting is Fucking Hard
2 Comments:
Doug always says that beer is good for an upset tummy - the bubbles, you know.
Awesome game.
Yeah, I actually felt better while drinking the beer. Doug is a smart man.
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