Rollieism, Part II
Overheard today, near the child's potty in our downstairs bathroom:
Me: "Rollie, do you need to go potty?"
Rollie: "Yes."
[Takes excruciatingly long time to pull down pants and pullups. Sits down on potty.]
Me: "Are you peeing or pooping?"
Rollie: "Peeing. The poop is sleeping in my butt."
Me: "Ah. I see."
Thanks to Aunt Lisa, by the way, for teaching him to say "butt" instead of "bottom." It sounds almost as classy to hear him say "butt" as it does for kids his age to say, "Oh, My God!"
2 Comments:
You're very welcome! You're lucky I didn't teach him to say "ass".
Those aunts are bad news.
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