It's Kind of Like the Secret of Oil of Olay

Basically, you hit 36 and sometimes you start feeling old, and other times, you can't believe you are 36, because, like yesterday? You were 16.

And then you get prank calls from your childhood friends, who have been prank-calling you since about. . . 1984 or so? (Yeah, that sounds about right Cue Van Halen.) And then you feel pretty young again. I mean, damn! I still got boys* calling me up at 11 o'clock at night, and no Cecil here to answer the phone and chew their asses out.

Life is good.

*30-something balding men.